I know I know I was out and running and my phone died and I just got in so I am, at this moment, annoyed at Sophia Vergara for her fabulously accented Pepsi commercial and will be back shortly with comments:
Gigi has been text bombing Wickham! Oh girl. Oh girl step away. The next step is a drunken phone call and a Facebook stalk and – OH MY GOD SHE IS CALLING HIM RIGHT NOW.
AND HE IS CALLING HER BACK I AM SORRY ALL CAPS IS ALL I GOT RIGHT NOW.
OK, hands up if you felt exactly as nauseated as Gigi looked during that phone call? Yes? I wanted to reach into my screen and miss-his-face right out the WINDOW.
And there is his face. Look, I am at 1:56, and I am telling you, George Wickham DID NOT read those terms of service. Want to bet there’s something in there that has trapped him?
George is actually claiming he is a victim. That the video was stolen and that they were/are in love. Are we believing this? Why is he hiding out? Is there ANY excuse for him hiding out and not trying to help, if his story is true?
OK, I’m sorry, I’m laughing now pretty hard, at “Gigi, what did you do?” Not because it’s bad, but because DARCY IS A SUPERHERO who already knows what’s up IN REAL TIME.
A HA! YES! HE DOWNLOADED DOMINO! SUCKAAAAAAAAAAA.
Domino ends recording.
I swear on everything holy to me, that was a live-updated reaction. SUCK-AAAAAAAAAAA Wickham.
I have a couple of thoughts:
- I know George is hot in the swim team instructor way, but this finally settled Darcy’s superior hotness. (I’m not talking about the actors. Trying to perceive which one of them is better looking is a bit like choosing between a BILLION dollars and a BILLION AND ONE dollars.) Mister hunting down the bad guy, suit and tie, knowing exactly what’s up, proud and concerned for his sister, righteous warrior for the Bennets? Or the dude with a hat on backwards in a broom closet, hiding from the porno mafia? Yeah.
- As Wahlee has said in the comments: George’s ego is his own undoing. He wanted to show his face. And now he will be caught and his lies exposed. YEAH. WHUT. She even pulled the quote out from P&P so I’m pasting it here: “Elizabeth had not before believed [Wickham] quite equal to such assurance; but she sat down, resolving within herself to draw no limits in future to the impudence of an impudent man.” –Pride and Prejudice, Volume III, chapter 9.
- Can we get Gigi a cape?
- I don’t know, guys, I’m so absorbed in this story I can’t even barely function at the moment, know what I’m saying? I have fewer coherent thoughts than I did after the episode of amazing yesterday. I’m also fully thrilled that we got such a juicy piece of action on a spinoff channel. It rewards a level of engagement without deteriorating the original story. It’s its own FANFICTION. It’s so cool.
- Can we talk for one moment about Darcy’s unbelievably kind and smug face when he says he’ll see Gigi in a few days? He knows exactly how this is going to play out, now. He has eaten the canary in the shape of George Wickham. And it tasted like JUSTICE. GO GET HIM, FITZWILLIAM. Or Fitz and William.
Let’s enjoy a great Darcy gifset from anniethesourwolf:
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